He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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