i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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