I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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