he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
my liver is dry heaving
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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