is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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