i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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