Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
