If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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