sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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