just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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