2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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