I bet he comes in French.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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