i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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