just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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