Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I need to calm my uterus...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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