Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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