In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
