This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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