lets start a swedish sibling band together
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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