if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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