ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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