I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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