O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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