I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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