CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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