everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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