She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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