So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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