Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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