did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
it was like having sex with a tree stump
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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