worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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