i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm always down for nudity.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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