I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Quick, to the slutcave!
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize