Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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