Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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