Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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