nut hugger
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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