i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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