So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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