At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the day after is always just damage control
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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