theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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