Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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