I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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