Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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