I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Quick, to the slutcave!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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