So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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