YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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