whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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