North Korea, Best Korea!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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