everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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