What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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