you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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