Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Small penises have feelings too.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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