then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you traded sex for a burrito?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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